Bad Bitch Captions

Volume 2 / 10.06.22

In light of Just Claire Thingz’ theme being me unleashing my oh so cryptic notes app, as well as curated written pieces — here is the longest note in my phone. The list of ALLLLLL my bad bitch Instagram caption ideas! Most are song lyrics because that’s how I vibe, so maybe they aren't that original, but have been expertly pulled from all my favorite songs. Proceed with caution while reading below and use these captions discretion. Feel free to tag @justclairethingz on your baddie posts too!

Newer Captions

all the hot boyz have me as their screensaver

don’t cha wish ur gf was wrong like me

it’s so good it’s so good it’s so good it’s so good it’s so good

the best that u never had

not me on ur mood board again

no competition

some would even say a religious experience

i didn’t know angels excised

becky’s so hot in ur vintage tshirt

chérie, où est mon bec?

there's no place i’d rather be

chasing sunsets in california

never felt so alive

drinking my weight in champagne

you're too busy dancing in the club to our songs

la dolce vita

cacio e pepe

some things look better just passing thru

one of one

catch me if you can

pics or it didn’t happen

i’m on angus cloud 9

naturally sexy

smth bout the way u move me

future milf

i am the trend

u could say my life’s a mess, but i’m still looking pretty in this dress

j’adore ______

wishing it could be my bday everyday

won’t take a lot to get u goin’

maddy, cassie, jules, or faye?

seeing me is like winning big in vegas

luxurious

midas touch

paint me like one of your french girls

i’m a walkin' masterpiece

i am not a woman, i’m a god

looking like fine art

coming with the bad bitch magic

yeah i kno

been doing good I’m on some new shit

god’s favorite

skin glowing cuz i hit the water in méxico

happy me day (bday)

i kno u see me in ur fantasies

happier than ever

i’m a whole mood

such a little gem

main character energy

the prototype

playgirl, but I feel like I'm the man

nothing like you’ve had before

top shelf

only need u for the oxytocin

call him ed sheehan he in love with my body

don’t try it at home

sweet & slaty

i luv being a woman

original sin

Older Captions

brb on cloud wine

if u don’t like it (don’t like me), u probs have pour taste

today’s forecast, 99% chance of bubbles

stop & smell the rosé

left him on red

let’s get physical

i’m a vintage girl, need a vintage boy

still got u all over me

the pot of gold at the end of ur rainbow

u put me on & said i was ur favorite

the main character

she's a boss, she's a bitch

bet i’d look nice on u

best of both worlds

u keep calling me babe, but that’s not my name

finally, sweater weather!

happy fall y'all!

keep u falling for me

pls leaf me alone

i love sweaters like kanye loves kanye

talk turkey to me

#stuffed

couch potato

proceed with caution

got him cravin’

if u fall in love imma quit this

let me be your motivation

only good at being bad

don’t waste my time

heartless

i’m provocative, it's my prerogative

us, bad bitches, is a gift from God

never need a bitch, i’m what a bitch need

bby i got everything & so much more than she's got

coming in with the freshness

left a taste in ur mouth

u got to keep me focused

nothing on this planet compares

bde

i’m that bih

i’m my own soulmate

electric simulation

i’ll be ur enigma

u can't cuff me, but i’m wifey

sweet like cinnamon

been that bitch, still that bitch

best on earth

rare

highest in the room

i was born to run, i don’t belong to anyone